Diary Room Pregame/Week 1

[Britney Haynes]

Oh my God.... Well I'm in the house. Fuck yes, of course I knew that I would be here because number one Im the baddest bitch to every play this game write that down.... and for two a retarded toddler could get into this game because all ya gotta do is sign up. I've spoken to some people, people that stand out right now are Janelle, Rachel, Jordan, and Brian. Their sweethearts.... I refuse to talk to Michele because honestly who in their right mind would choose that plump bitch? Refuse to talk to Sharon because she has lost her eyebrows and thats gross... and Refuse to talk to Matt because his teeth are more fucked up than Oprah's body after every diet. Oh and Chiara because who is that bitch even? never said shit.... she just needs to die or something or get raped by midgets I don't know but she needs to get the fuck outta here.

[Britney Haynes]

James Rhine is so fucking nuts.... he comes up to me and he randomly starts talking about previous seasons he's like "I'm writing all this shit down so I know whats going on" Blah blah blah preformed alliances... Omg Dude who cares... you are way to into this Its the first night like just chill out I doubt they'll wanna target your non existant ass anyway he just wants to talk about fucking boring shit. However Rachel and James Z are my favorite people so far... Rachel is absolutely just like me funny and random and sooo fun... ugh I love her.. James Z. Is more reserved but he's my gay bestie.. but James R like do you really think im interested on who breathed ? No I'm really not take that shit and go get raped in the ass by a horse or something your annoying. I wish I had Monet!

[Britney Haynes]

We just found out the twist it's that all the "fans" people are actually freshmeat teaming up with the "favorites" I LOVE JAMES... and I Love being partnered with him simply because he has no prior drama and none of the favorites have mentioned him as a target. This is soooo perfect. Also Hoh is tommorrow hopefully I rock that shit.

[Britney Haynes]

So we just found out about all this power couple shit... and were competing me and James were winning then Jordan and Alex rose up like a fucking tiger out of no where.... Then Memphis comes up to me and James and is like YO.. ALLIANCE BITCH? He then proceeds to fucking tell me to get rid of Janelle if I win... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? BITCH YOU NEED TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT ME... You can't just come up to me and tell me who to get rid off... especially someone who I'm aligned with.. (Janelle and Jordan). So then this Motherfucker Is like I think James is aligned with Janelle and Jordan... Dude... He's actually not.... So Im giggling at your ignorance... or mine depending on the situation... but Regaurdless Memphis needs to Od and die... with his commanding ass... I'm B-R-I-T-N-E-Y write it down, because this bitch right hurrr doesn't take commands from some broke ass bitch with the name of some non existant tennssee city.. like get the fuck outta here.

[Britney Haynes]

Finally talking to Michele she is so annoying with her big nose and stuff plus she talks like she is 90. God yet another useless bitch in this house. Not only that all of the fans except for me and Rachel, don't even talk. Their all so concerned with what the favorites will do... their all so worried about what their partners will say.... Dear God, why couldn't people with personalities be casted? I think I'm just stressed with this whole situation that someone is leaving the game soon and that whoever wins probably Jordan and Alex people will have time to persuade them. I'm just worried that i'm going to be the one that goes home, granted it probably will be someone useless and not me, I just can't take that risk. and ALSO... this stupid power couple competition is STUPID. We did that thing for hours everyone did then me and James were like screw this shit were gonna go smoke cigs and talk to people, we realized so many people are M.I.A or ignoring everyone to participate in this comp that its way way easier to just talk to people and to get on their goodsides. I cannot leave this game that quickly that would just sicken me, and Jordan says were aligned me her and Janelle but I don't really know If I can believe her. Then again I really have no choice. I mean to be honest I would totally save Jordan and Janelle given the opportunity but they probably thing Im some dumb newbie bitch trying to suck up, that is not the case.. I would save them simply because their extremely helpful with saving people.. its nice

[Britney Haynes]

Memphis just quit... Bye bye Memphis... obviously your bullshitting ways didn't pay off. Sorry pussy but your pussy ass left because you were scared of being evicted... Memphis honestly sweetie i hope someone gang rapes your fucking mother you spinless piggy bitch. FUCK YOU!!! I'm really not the bitch you wanna command around Ill have your shit all kinds of mixed up in under 3 seconds.... Faggity ass cunt.. I mean you know my fucking name bitch...I might cross my legs and blow kisses but trust me hunny I can get down, badder than any previous bitch and your ass should have known.

[Britney Haynes]

Angie and David were evicted, Chelsia took memphis's place.... I can't say that Im really sad... Its pretty much whatever. As long as it wasn't James and I, I could care less unless its Jordan or Janelle then I'll probably care. I just hope people don't believe Memphis's "Janelle, Jordan, and Britney are in an alliance rumors..." Because that would be outrageous... even if true, It would be outrageous and I'll punch Memphis in the face when I get out of this house.

[Britney Haynes]

Me and Rachel have decided we need Showmances, so we have banded together to find straight men. So naturally Ivette was obviously wanting my body because she clearly knows I'm way better than Rachel in every aspect. So I kissed her.... It was gross, I wanna puke, where are the straight men? But Im stuck having to cuddle with Ivettes fat ugly ass until I find a man. This isn't really even Big Brother anymore its Brinchele- A quest for love. Production I recommend you give me my own spinoff show, and or have mini episodes of mine and Rachels show when doing episodes for Big Brother. Ugh I was going to fall in love with James but he keeps playing me, my partner not the ugly one. Hes like we can cuddle tonight sweetie... then he tries to fuck Will. and then Will tries to get Jamesies to show his dick... I want james and if will Tries to come between me and my man Ill throat punch the bitch.

[Britney Haynes]

First Hoh is today!!! *dances* I'm excited... but who knows what Julie is going to throw at us... nervous ? Yes... I just pray Me, Jordan, Janelle, or Rachel can pull off a win.

[Britney Haynes]

James just had something happen with his Uncle, I'm unsure if he will be back, reguardless I will pray for his Uncle, things like this show you how un-important these games are sometimes. I hope James will be back I do love my partner whole heartedly.

[Britney Haynes]

I'm teamed up with my partner looking sexy, when we decided to compete in the Hoh I notice on every damn question we have opposite answers... and we did it same time.... So for the first two questions I try to prove why I think they are that way he disagrees.. so instead of being a huge bitch. I decided to let James command me around because I mean Jamesies is stressed and has a lot of things going on... So Ill just let him take the reigns for now instead of stressing him out more.

[Britney Haynes]

Is it weird to be falling in love with a fictional character with a real personality... WHAT THE FUCK? Britney needs a doctor stat, her perception of reality is fading.....fast.

[Housecalls Laura Crosby]

Awesome DR, Britney keep it up girly

[Britney Haynes]

What? I'm a have not and the two people I didn't want to win, win? BULLSHIT... Thankfully Will and James fucked, and Ivette and I made out.... Imma have to put this pussy on her latina sideburns in order to save myself. I could be a target anyone could be a targert? Because Ivette and Will are the lesbian Gay couple from hell. You know what? Im joining the Westboro Baptist Church. Just so these bitches will stop fornicating... I have a feeling Will is going to try and come after us even though he says he likes us. And I really don't wanna have to get down this week but if need be imma bust one of these bitches.

[Britney Haynes]

Being a have not is literally the worst thing in the world I thought it was going to be a oh Britney you can't eat type of thing, Not a oh Britney your cut off from your family and friends and life! Now im contemplating everything! I can't even go into the salon to get my hair did... Julie ya sick bitch!