Post by Britney Haynes on Jul 29, 2010 2:30:32 GMT -5
As you know days and nights in the Big brother house are extremely lonely....
Don't get me wrong two fan girls do love love love their spots in this game as you can see:
but one thing is bothering them
What could that be Brit?
Something worse than World Hunger, Worse than Darfur, Worse than Memphis spawning his buck toothed Satan babies (but we all know, no self respecting bitch would open her legs for him).
WELL THEY HAVE NO MEN.....
So they quickly made a application for straight men to fill out for a showmance
Pleace fill out the application below: Note all odd questions are Rachel's All even questions are Brits.
1. How big is your dick?
2. Are you willing to show us your dick?
3. Boobs or ass?
4. What color was your poo the last time you dookied?
5. Boxers or Briefs?
6. Would you die for us?
7. If you had to choose between your family or us what would you choose?
8. If we were poor and pregnant with your baby.... would you help with the abortion costs?
9. If you asked me to do anal sex and i refused would you still love me?
10. I Britney, love anal sex will you pound me till I leak intestinal fluids?
11. Would you still love me if my face got burned like freddy kruger?
12. How did you feel about Satan.. I mean Memphis?
13. Would we split your paycheck 90-10? Me obviously getting the 90%
14. If I wanted to fist your asshole could I?
15. Would you mind if I installed a professional stripper pole in your mom
16. Could I have sex with other members in your family including your dog fido?
17. Do you care that I don't swallow? Its unclassy.
18. I Britney does not swallow either... do you care if I guzzle yours and other mens?
19. Put Rachel and ________ (Enter your name here) and write a sentence telling me how amazing I am using each letter of our names.
20.Put Britney and ________ (Enter your name here) and write a sentence telling me how you wanna fuck me using each letter of our names.
What Two lucky guys are going to Join us?
Don't get me wrong two fan girls do love love love their spots in this game as you can see:
but one thing is bothering them
What could that be Brit?
Something worse than World Hunger, Worse than Darfur, Worse than Memphis spawning his buck toothed Satan babies (but we all know, no self respecting bitch would open her legs for him).
WELL THEY HAVE NO MEN.....
So they quickly made a application for straight men to fill out for a showmance
Pleace fill out the application below: Note all odd questions are Rachel's All even questions are Brits.
1. How big is your dick?
2. Are you willing to show us your dick?
3. Boobs or ass?
4. What color was your poo the last time you dookied?
5. Boxers or Briefs?
6. Would you die for us?
7. If you had to choose between your family or us what would you choose?
8. If we were poor and pregnant with your baby.... would you help with the abortion costs?
9. If you asked me to do anal sex and i refused would you still love me?
10. I Britney, love anal sex will you pound me till I leak intestinal fluids?
11. Would you still love me if my face got burned like freddy kruger?
12. How did you feel about Satan.. I mean Memphis?
13. Would we split your paycheck 90-10? Me obviously getting the 90%
14. If I wanted to fist your asshole could I?
15. Would you mind if I installed a professional stripper pole in your mom
16. Could I have sex with other members in your family including your dog fido?
17. Do you care that I don't swallow? Its unclassy.
18. I Britney does not swallow either... do you care if I guzzle yours and other mens?
19. Put Rachel and ________ (Enter your name here) and write a sentence telling me how amazing I am using each letter of our names.
20.Put Britney and ________ (Enter your name here) and write a sentence telling me how you wanna fuck me using each letter of our names.
What Two lucky guys are going to Join us?
