Post by Julie Chen on Aug 14, 2010 15:26:22 GMT -5
Week 1
Houseguests: Alex Coladonato, Angie Swindell, Brian Hart, Britney Haynes, Chiara Berti, Chima Simone, David Lane, Ivette Corredero, James Rhine, James Zinkand, Janelle Pierzina, Jordan Lloyd, Kevin Campbell, Matt Hoffman, Memphis Garrett, Michael Donnellan, Michele Noonan, Michelle Maradie, Nathan Marlow, Rachel Reilly, Sharon Obermueller, Will Wikle
With bags in hand, 22 excited houseguests stood outside the doors of the Big Brother Recycled 5 house. Weeks of power struggle, fights, alliances, and evictions were ahead of then and when it was all over, only one of them would walk away with the title of winner of Big Brother Recycled 5. As they waited outside, many were judging their competition.
Well, I'm back in the Big Brother Recycled house! This time is different, I'm here for redemption. I didn't apply myself to the game last time, and I didn't try to be social. I'm here to work hard, and win. I'm going to make friends, and exploit the lines drawn between the favorites to my advantage. Let's face it, the favorites never change their ways, and I can use them to my advantage.
I do want to make bonds with the Fave's straight away because if I don't, I'll get nominated and evicted. I plan on establishing relationships in the first 24 hours so I'm cool with whoever wins HOH, so hopefully I'm safe. I really think I'm going to like the girls, especially the blondes, they have tenacity. I could definitely see a showmance with Britney, but I need to make friends with everyone.
So far, I don't have any targets. Everyone is expecting me to go after Michele and vice versa but I'm thinking that it might be a good idea to have a DL alliance with her. I mean, everyone just assumes that we're natural enemies. I know James Z has been pressuring me to get the scoop on why we didn't like each other in the first season.
I'm liking Sharon and could possibly have an alliance with her but don't think I've forgotten what kind of game she played in season 2: a bad one. Brian is a natural alliance with me. We're already super close and I plan on being incredibly loyal to him....unless he fucks everything up and then he's got to go.
I'd LIKE to target Chima and Janelle but again, I can't help but see the potential they have in being in an alliance with. Angie and Chiara are acting super sketch, sending me messages. I suspect they sent it to everyone in order to cover their asses. Whatever, if I win the first HoH, they're going on the block just because they're annoying.
Oh my God.... Well I'm in the house. Fuck yes, of course I knew that I would be here because number one Im the baddest bitch to every play this game write that down.... and for two a retarded toddler could get into this game because all ya gotta do is sign up. I've spoken to some people, people that stand out right now are Janelle, Rachel, Jordan, and Brian. Their sweethearts.... I refuse to talk to Michele because honestly who in their right mind would choose that plump bitch? Refuse to talk to Sharon because she has lost her eyebrows and thats gross... and Refuse to talk to Matt because his teeth are more fucked up than Oprah's body after every diet. Oh and Chiara because who is that bitch even? never said shit.... she just needs to die or something or get raped by midgets I don't know but she needs to get the fuck outta here.
The spicey latina is in the house and ready to bring the flava
Looks at list of housemates spots Janelle and Jordan makes them targets
I MADE THE GAME! I'm here to KICK SOME BUTT. I'm going to be extra friendly, but don't be fooled. I Will stab you in the front, back or side if I need to get myself farther. I may seem innocent and sweet, but that's just a facade. I'm ready to rock this game, you had better believe it! <3
Fans vs. Favorites has begun, and yes of course I'm a favorite.. Everyone loves me. How could you not? Anyways I was in All-Stars and this time I'm going to do whatever it takes to win. I'm not going to settle for 12th place or 7th place... I'm in this game to WIN!! So all these hizzoes better watch out cause I'm back and I'm going to be playing with everything I've got... Janelle needs to go first.
Woohooo, I'm back babyyy!!! Hahahahaha!!! Walking in I felt a little shocked to see so many hard core players! Janelle, Jordan, Sharon are the first three that I seen. I was like... whaaa...Sharon, the one responsible for my eviction during S2! I noticed Brian and Michele talking in the kitchen and thought... FLOATERS! Big time! Brian is the worst one!
When I stopped laughing I ran straight for the bedroom I seen Janelle head into and there I saw Sharon too, this is okay with me because I respect Sharon as a game-player and I don't not like her. I just think she makes dumb decisions at times, ha!
I want to determine what type of game I should play. I'm pretty sure I won't win any initial competitions, so it's all about sucking up to who has power. But I want to stab people in the back, meaning I want to get rid of my friends...all except Brian. super excited for this shizz!
I've met spoken with a few newbies. Mainly Britney and Angie. They seem pretty nice. Hopefully its not a front! This is going to be tough! I don't know as many people in this house as I did in All-Stars. Ack!
It was finally time to enter the house.
Julie: Houseguests, please look at the other houseguests around you. Some of them may become your best friend, others your worst enemy. Let's get started by getting into the house. The first four houseguests to enter the house are: Rachel, Britney, James Z., and Brian.
*They all hurry into the house and immediately claim four beds in the Mario & Luigi room*
Rachel: Oh my god!!
Britney: YES *jumps* *hugs Rachel* I need hugs people!
James Z.: Hey girls! How you doing?
Rachel: Great to be in this house! Vegas style baby!
James Z.: This games gonna be good.
Brian: James, this game is going to be amazing!
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Julie: The next four to enter are: Nathan, Angie, Chiara, and Kevin.
*They next four walk into the house and search for beds. Angie, Chiara, and Kevin stay in the Mario & Luigi room and Nathan goes into the Calvin & Hobbes room*
Chiara: This game is going to be so awesome!
Kevin: *raises glass of champagne* Cheers everyone, Here's to a great game. Looking forward to meeting the new players <3
Chiara: I'll toast to that
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Julie: Next to go in are: Janelle, Memphis, James R., and Matt.
*All four go into the house. Janelle glares at Memphis, who rolls his eyes. James R. and Matt run to the Calvin & Hobbes room. Memphis takes the last spot in the Mario & Luigi room and Janelle goes into the Spongebob & Patrick room*
James R.: pass the champagne over here! hello all!
Janelle: Heyyy baby! Janelle is in the house.
Memphis: Looking forward to a fun game! good luck all!
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Julie: Alright, ten more houseguests need to enter. The next five to enter the house are: Sharon, Will, Michele, Ivette, and Chima.
*All five rush into the house. Chima does a diva laugh as she walks in as the other four run to get good rooms. Will, Michele, and Ivette all put bags down in the Calvin & Hobbes room. Sharon and Chima go into the Spongebob & Patrick room*
Sharon: Hey everybody!
Will: *raises a glass.....and promptly downs it* I'm gonna need another...This game is gonna be way too intense for me to be sober.
Brian: Being sober is overrated
Will: haha yeah duh *downs another glass*
Chima: * Laughs hysterically *
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Julie: The last houseguests to enter the house are: Alex, Jordan, David, Michelle, and Michael.
*The final houseguests enter the house. All of them take the only vacant spots in the Spongebob & Patrick room*
David: Champagne! I had 4 B&J's (A drink not to be confused with the blow job), so why not!!! Drunk David may be in style this season
James Z.: Sounds like a party to me, David.
Jordan: *Dumps bags on the floor* James, sweetie, get those for me. Love you! <333
The houseguests started to talk and get to know each other.
Britney: Hi!!! who am I cuddling with tonight?
Will: Britney, you are ALWAYS welcome in my bed. I promise we'll only be cuddling and I won't try to take advantage of you. Now if NATHAN comes and cuddles with me in my bed, that's a different story. hahaha
Sharon: Will you slut
Will: I learned from the best, Shar.
*Julie comes onto the TV screen*
Julie: Hello houseguests. I bet you are all wondering what the twist this season is. The twist - you Will all be playing this game as couples. Each partnering Will be a male and a female, a Rookie and a Veteran. Each week you Will be fighting for two people. Everything you say and do could potential help or hinder you and your partner. You Will be Head of Household together, win veto together, be nominated together, and ultimately evicted together. You must also vote together.
The houseguests were then coupled. Alex & Jordan, Angie & David, Britney & James Z., Chiara & Memphis, Ivette & Will, James R. & Sharon, Matt & Janelle, Michael & Chima, Michelle & Kevin, Nathan & Michele, and Rachel & Brian.
Chiara....Really?! Of all the girls in the cast, I get stuck with the one that kind of looks like a man. I thought we were supposed to have female partners!
Glad to have [Rachel] as a partner! She seems solid and is ready to take charge!
We just found out the twist it's that all the "fans" people are actually freshmeat teaming up with the "favorites" I LOVE JAMES... and I Love being partnered with him simply because he has no prior drama and none of the favorites have mentioned him as a target. This is soooo perfect.
I think right now the fans are at the mercy of their partners, and the reputations they had on preceding seasons. Chima Will backstab someone in a heartbeat, Michele is a target from Memphis, and kevin’s a floater. I’m playing Memphis and he told me a good deal of info now. He asked to be in an alliance, and I really want to get James Z. out.
I got paired with the ONLY person i didnt want. JORDAN. Mortal enemies would be putting it mildly.
*Julie on the TV screen*
Julie: Houseguests please go to the backyard for your first competition.
*Houseguests gather in the backyard quickly*
Julie: Welcome to your first competition of the season! This competition is called "Back & Forth" But first, you are NOT playing for Head of Household, instead as couples you are competing to become the first 'Power Couple' of the game. A position of huge power, the winning couple Will have the sole vote and decision on which couple gets evicted from the game. No nominations, no POV, no eviction votes, just a sole Power Couple decision. And what's more, the Power couple Will be allowed to compete in the first HOH competition. But more on this after the competition.
In this competition you Will be competing in your pairs, obviously, in one of the 11 sub-boards created in the HoH competition areas. In there you must work together to complete as much of the task as possible, in pairs you Will take it in turns to post back and forth. In your designated sub-board you Will post whatever you like, only rule is you can only post again once your partner has posted.
Before the winner was crowned, Memphis decided to quit.
Memphis: Dueces....you guys are lame... not all of you, but most of you. Im over it...I made the comment that if i won, without a veto and without the ability to save themselves, I would pick janelle... its obvious... who cares...then i say to brittany... but i doubt that would happen if you guys won because James is friends with her...and all of a sudden, I am getting yelled at for "talking Shit"... Talking shit because I said James was friends with Janelle...WTF...im out. this games lame, majority of you are lame...dueces!
Memphis just quit... Bye bye Memphis... obviously your bullshitting ways didn't pay off. Sorry pussy but your pussy ass left because you were scared of being evicted...
This whole memphis shit is ridiculous. I'm way over him.
After Memphis' exit, it was time to crown the Power Couple. Blowing every other couple out of the water, Alex & Jordan claimed victory and the power to evict any couple. Since Chiara was without a partner, she would be be immune.
It was a shoe in that we would win power couple. We wanted to eliminate Memphis but he quit.
Sooo Alex and Jordan are the power couple and honestly? I don't feel threatened. What reason would they have to evict me and Ivette unless Ivette screwed me over and secretly bitched out Jordan or Alex or something.
Jordan & Alex won the first Power Couple challenge, They're both Challenge whores although I like Alex more than Jordan...
After only hours, Jordan & Alex had to make a decision and evict a couple.
Jordan: Me and Alex decided to evict David and Angie.
Julie: I have to make it official, David & Angie, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
*Chelsia entered the house as Memphis' replacement.
Houseguests: Alex Coladonato, Angie Swindell, Brian Hart, Britney Haynes, Chiara Berti, Chima Simone, David Lane, Ivette Corredero, James Rhine, James Zinkand, Janelle Pierzina, Jordan Lloyd, Kevin Campbell, Matt Hoffman, Memphis Garrett, Michael Donnellan, Michele Noonan, Michelle Maradie, Nathan Marlow, Rachel Reilly, Sharon Obermueller, Will Wikle
With bags in hand, 22 excited houseguests stood outside the doors of the Big Brother Recycled 5 house. Weeks of power struggle, fights, alliances, and evictions were ahead of then and when it was all over, only one of them would walk away with the title of winner of Big Brother Recycled 5. As they waited outside, many were judging their competition.
Well, I'm back in the Big Brother Recycled house! This time is different, I'm here for redemption. I didn't apply myself to the game last time, and I didn't try to be social. I'm here to work hard, and win. I'm going to make friends, and exploit the lines drawn between the favorites to my advantage. Let's face it, the favorites never change their ways, and I can use them to my advantage.
I do want to make bonds with the Fave's straight away because if I don't, I'll get nominated and evicted. I plan on establishing relationships in the first 24 hours so I'm cool with whoever wins HOH, so hopefully I'm safe. I really think I'm going to like the girls, especially the blondes, they have tenacity. I could definitely see a showmance with Britney, but I need to make friends with everyone.
So far, I don't have any targets. Everyone is expecting me to go after Michele and vice versa but I'm thinking that it might be a good idea to have a DL alliance with her. I mean, everyone just assumes that we're natural enemies. I know James Z has been pressuring me to get the scoop on why we didn't like each other in the first season.
I'm liking Sharon and could possibly have an alliance with her but don't think I've forgotten what kind of game she played in season 2: a bad one. Brian is a natural alliance with me. We're already super close and I plan on being incredibly loyal to him....unless he fucks everything up and then he's got to go.
I'd LIKE to target Chima and Janelle but again, I can't help but see the potential they have in being in an alliance with. Angie and Chiara are acting super sketch, sending me messages. I suspect they sent it to everyone in order to cover their asses. Whatever, if I win the first HoH, they're going on the block just because they're annoying.
Oh my God.... Well I'm in the house. Fuck yes, of course I knew that I would be here because number one Im the baddest bitch to every play this game write that down.... and for two a retarded toddler could get into this game because all ya gotta do is sign up. I've spoken to some people, people that stand out right now are Janelle, Rachel, Jordan, and Brian. Their sweethearts.... I refuse to talk to Michele because honestly who in their right mind would choose that plump bitch? Refuse to talk to Sharon because she has lost her eyebrows and thats gross... and Refuse to talk to Matt because his teeth are more fucked up than Oprah's body after every diet. Oh and Chiara because who is that bitch even? never said shit.... she just needs to die or something or get raped by midgets I don't know but she needs to get the fuck outta here.
The spicey latina is in the house and ready to bring the flava
Looks at list of housemates spots Janelle and Jordan makes them targets
I MADE THE GAME! I'm here to KICK SOME BUTT. I'm going to be extra friendly, but don't be fooled. I Will stab you in the front, back or side if I need to get myself farther. I may seem innocent and sweet, but that's just a facade. I'm ready to rock this game, you had better believe it! <3
Fans vs. Favorites has begun, and yes of course I'm a favorite.. Everyone loves me. How could you not? Anyways I was in All-Stars and this time I'm going to do whatever it takes to win. I'm not going to settle for 12th place or 7th place... I'm in this game to WIN!! So all these hizzoes better watch out cause I'm back and I'm going to be playing with everything I've got... Janelle needs to go first.
Woohooo, I'm back babyyy!!! Hahahahaha!!! Walking in I felt a little shocked to see so many hard core players! Janelle, Jordan, Sharon are the first three that I seen. I was like... whaaa...Sharon, the one responsible for my eviction during S2! I noticed Brian and Michele talking in the kitchen and thought... FLOATERS! Big time! Brian is the worst one!
When I stopped laughing I ran straight for the bedroom I seen Janelle head into and there I saw Sharon too, this is okay with me because I respect Sharon as a game-player and I don't not like her. I just think she makes dumb decisions at times, ha!
I want to determine what type of game I should play. I'm pretty sure I won't win any initial competitions, so it's all about sucking up to who has power. But I want to stab people in the back, meaning I want to get rid of my friends...all except Brian. super excited for this shizz!
I've met spoken with a few newbies. Mainly Britney and Angie. They seem pretty nice. Hopefully its not a front! This is going to be tough! I don't know as many people in this house as I did in All-Stars. Ack!
It was finally time to enter the house.
Julie: Houseguests, please look at the other houseguests around you. Some of them may become your best friend, others your worst enemy. Let's get started by getting into the house. The first four houseguests to enter the house are: Rachel, Britney, James Z., and Brian.
*They all hurry into the house and immediately claim four beds in the Mario & Luigi room*
Rachel: Oh my god!!
Britney: YES *jumps* *hugs Rachel* I need hugs people!
James Z.: Hey girls! How you doing?
Rachel: Great to be in this house! Vegas style baby!
James Z.: This games gonna be good.
Brian: James, this game is going to be amazing!
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Julie: The next four to enter are: Nathan, Angie, Chiara, and Kevin.
*They next four walk into the house and search for beds. Angie, Chiara, and Kevin stay in the Mario & Luigi room and Nathan goes into the Calvin & Hobbes room*
Chiara: This game is going to be so awesome!
Kevin: *raises glass of champagne* Cheers everyone, Here's to a great game. Looking forward to meeting the new players <3
Chiara: I'll toast to that
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Julie: Next to go in are: Janelle, Memphis, James R., and Matt.
*All four go into the house. Janelle glares at Memphis, who rolls his eyes. James R. and Matt run to the Calvin & Hobbes room. Memphis takes the last spot in the Mario & Luigi room and Janelle goes into the Spongebob & Patrick room*
James R.: pass the champagne over here! hello all!
Janelle: Heyyy baby! Janelle is in the house.
Memphis: Looking forward to a fun game! good luck all!
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Julie: Alright, ten more houseguests need to enter. The next five to enter the house are: Sharon, Will, Michele, Ivette, and Chima.
*All five rush into the house. Chima does a diva laugh as she walks in as the other four run to get good rooms. Will, Michele, and Ivette all put bags down in the Calvin & Hobbes room. Sharon and Chima go into the Spongebob & Patrick room*
Sharon: Hey everybody!
Will: *raises a glass.....and promptly downs it* I'm gonna need another...This game is gonna be way too intense for me to be sober.
Brian: Being sober is overrated
Will: haha yeah duh *downs another glass*
Chima: * Laughs hysterically *
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Julie: The last houseguests to enter the house are: Alex, Jordan, David, Michelle, and Michael.
*The final houseguests enter the house. All of them take the only vacant spots in the Spongebob & Patrick room*
David: Champagne! I had 4 B&J's (A drink not to be confused with the blow job), so why not!!! Drunk David may be in style this season
James Z.: Sounds like a party to me, David.
Jordan: *Dumps bags on the floor* James, sweetie, get those for me. Love you! <333
The houseguests started to talk and get to know each other.
Britney: Hi!!! who am I cuddling with tonight?
Will: Britney, you are ALWAYS welcome in my bed. I promise we'll only be cuddling and I won't try to take advantage of you. Now if NATHAN comes and cuddles with me in my bed, that's a different story. hahaha
Sharon: Will you slut
Will: I learned from the best, Shar.
*Julie comes onto the TV screen*
Julie: Hello houseguests. I bet you are all wondering what the twist this season is. The twist - you Will all be playing this game as couples. Each partnering Will be a male and a female, a Rookie and a Veteran. Each week you Will be fighting for two people. Everything you say and do could potential help or hinder you and your partner. You Will be Head of Household together, win veto together, be nominated together, and ultimately evicted together. You must also vote together.
The houseguests were then coupled. Alex & Jordan, Angie & David, Britney & James Z., Chiara & Memphis, Ivette & Will, James R. & Sharon, Matt & Janelle, Michael & Chima, Michelle & Kevin, Nathan & Michele, and Rachel & Brian.
Chiara....Really?! Of all the girls in the cast, I get stuck with the one that kind of looks like a man. I thought we were supposed to have female partners!
Glad to have [Rachel] as a partner! She seems solid and is ready to take charge!
We just found out the twist it's that all the "fans" people are actually freshmeat teaming up with the "favorites" I LOVE JAMES... and I Love being partnered with him simply because he has no prior drama and none of the favorites have mentioned him as a target. This is soooo perfect.
I think right now the fans are at the mercy of their partners, and the reputations they had on preceding seasons. Chima Will backstab someone in a heartbeat, Michele is a target from Memphis, and kevin’s a floater. I’m playing Memphis and he told me a good deal of info now. He asked to be in an alliance, and I really want to get James Z. out.
I got paired with the ONLY person i didnt want. JORDAN. Mortal enemies would be putting it mildly.
*Julie on the TV screen*
Julie: Houseguests please go to the backyard for your first competition.
*Houseguests gather in the backyard quickly*
Julie: Welcome to your first competition of the season! This competition is called "Back & Forth" But first, you are NOT playing for Head of Household, instead as couples you are competing to become the first 'Power Couple' of the game. A position of huge power, the winning couple Will have the sole vote and decision on which couple gets evicted from the game. No nominations, no POV, no eviction votes, just a sole Power Couple decision. And what's more, the Power couple Will be allowed to compete in the first HOH competition. But more on this after the competition.
In this competition you Will be competing in your pairs, obviously, in one of the 11 sub-boards created in the HoH competition areas. In there you must work together to complete as much of the task as possible, in pairs you Will take it in turns to post back and forth. In your designated sub-board you Will post whatever you like, only rule is you can only post again once your partner has posted.
Before the winner was crowned, Memphis decided to quit.
Memphis: Dueces....you guys are lame... not all of you, but most of you. Im over it...I made the comment that if i won, without a veto and without the ability to save themselves, I would pick janelle... its obvious... who cares...then i say to brittany... but i doubt that would happen if you guys won because James is friends with her...and all of a sudden, I am getting yelled at for "talking Shit"... Talking shit because I said James was friends with Janelle...WTF...im out. this games lame, majority of you are lame...dueces!
Memphis just quit... Bye bye Memphis... obviously your bullshitting ways didn't pay off. Sorry pussy but your pussy ass left because you were scared of being evicted...
This whole memphis shit is ridiculous. I'm way over him.
After Memphis' exit, it was time to crown the Power Couple. Blowing every other couple out of the water, Alex & Jordan claimed victory and the power to evict any couple. Since Chiara was without a partner, she would be be immune.
It was a shoe in that we would win power couple. We wanted to eliminate Memphis but he quit.
Sooo Alex and Jordan are the power couple and honestly? I don't feel threatened. What reason would they have to evict me and Ivette unless Ivette screwed me over and secretly bitched out Jordan or Alex or something.
Jordan & Alex won the first Power Couple challenge, They're both Challenge whores although I like Alex more than Jordan...
After only hours, Jordan & Alex had to make a decision and evict a couple.
Jordan: Me and Alex decided to evict David and Angie.
Julie: I have to make it official, David & Angie, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
*Chelsia entered the house as Memphis' replacement.